Two men from Texas were driving through Wyoming when they got
pulled over by a State Trooper.
The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick.
The driver rolled down the window and "WHACK," the cop smacks
him in the head with his nightstick
"What the hell was that for," the driver asked?
"You're in Wyoming , son," the trooper answered. "When we pull
you over in Wyoming , you better have your license ready by the time we
get to your car."
"I'm sorry, officer!" the driver said, "I'm from Texas and
didn't know your laws here."
The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean and
gives the guy his license back.
The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on
the window.
The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK," the trooper
smacks him on the head with the nightstick.
"What'd you do that for," the passenger demands?"
Just making your wish come true," replied the trooper.
"Making WHAT wish come true," the passenger asked?
"Because I know all about you Texas people," the trooper says.
"Two miles down the road you're gonna turn to your buddy here and say,
'I wish that asshole would've tried that shit with me!'
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