A Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is not all that experienced either.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring.
"My darring" he says, "I know dis yu firss time and you berry frighten.
I pomise you, I give yu anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting yu want.
Whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress her.
She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want try someting I hear about ... numbaa 69".
Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries ... "Yu want ... chicken wiff broccowee?!"
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