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sometimes we run across a story that just says somethingHusband Superstore
Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out over five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.
The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return.
A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some husbands.
A young cowboy walks into the town cafe. He sits at the counter and notices an
old cowboy with his arms folded, staring blankly at a full bowl of chili.
After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy
bravely
asked the old cowpoke, "If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?"
The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best
cowboy manner says, "Nah, go ahead."
Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and
starts
spooning in it with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a
dead mouse in the chili. The sight was shocking and he immediately barfs up the
chili into the bowl.
The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got, too."
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