Cussing

>>> A 6 yr old and a 4 yr old are upstairs in their bedroom.
>>>
>>>"You know what?" says the 6 yr old. "I think it's about time we start
>>>cussing."
>>>
>>>The 4 yr old nods his head in approval.
>>>
>>>The6 yr old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna
>>>say something with 'hell' and you say something with 'ass'.
>>>
>>>The 4 yr old agrees with enthusiasm.
>>>
>>>When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 yr old what he
>>>wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some
>>>Cheerios."
>>>
>>>WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets

>>>up and runs upstairs crying his eyes out with his mother in hot pursuit,
>>>slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and
>>>shouts, "You can just stay there until I let you out!"
>>>
>>>She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 yr old and asks with a
>>>stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
>>>
>>>"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be
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