Little Johnny
the school teacher was giving some of the young students an oral test,
First she ask the little boy in the front of the room, who signed the declaration of independence? He said I don't know teacher.
Then she asks the little girl in the middle of the class room, who signed the declaration of independence? The little girl said I don't know teacher.
Now it was little Johnny’s turn, who signed the declaration of independence? Little Johnny stood up stuck his thumbs in his belt and said I don't know and I don't give a damn.
The teacher said I am so disappointed; I will ask you again after recess.
After recess the teacher ask them again,
She asks the little boy in the front of the room, who signed the declaration of independence? The little boy said I don't know teacher.
She asks the little girl in the middle of the class room, who signed the declaration of independence? The little girl said I don't know teacher.
Then she ask little Johnny, who signed the declaration of independence? Little Johnny stood up stuck his thumbs in his belt and said I don't know and I don't give a damn.
The teacher looked at little Johnny and said I am surprised at your attitude, I want you to bring your father to class tomorrow.
The next day the teacher cam into class and there was little Johnny’s father sitting in the back of the class room.
She asks the little boy in the front of the room, who signed the declaration of independence? The little boy said I don't know teacher.
She asks the little girl in the middle of the class room, who signed the declaration of independence? The little girl said I don't know teacher.
Then she ask little Johnny, who signed the declaration of independence? Little Johnny stood up stuck his thumbs in his belt and said I don't know and I don't give a damn.
Little Johnny’s father stood up, walked over to where little Johnny was sitting, put his thumbs in his belt and said Johnny! Son If you signed that damn thing you better tell her right now...Lol
